Kings or Pawns, Emperors or Fools

First have any of you been to this blog at jonathanjaxon.blogspot.com? It’s the most entertaining tabloid read I’ve had online in a long time. He claims to know the inside scoop on certain celebrities who are gay or bi-sexual. This list is crazy. He says Jonnie Gill & Eddie Murphy been sleeping together for years. I think everybody pretty much knew this. Well except for maybe Tracey Edmunds. This chick is either in it for the money or completely off her rocker. Who’d want to marry a man who’s had his lover live in he and his last wife’s pool house. Baby! These old hoes act more stupid than the young ones at times. Although he doesn’t call Ludacris gay he does say that back in the day Luda used to have sex with some random gay guy that’s now become a porn star. He claims that R Kelly, Ja Rule and DMX all have slept with their male stylist at some point and that Big Tigger at some point was fucking with both Superhead and Tyson Beckford at the same time. None of these people surprise me. Not even Luda. Now this guy Jonathan Jaxon is this gay, ex-publicists or something like that. He’s hung out with some celebs, represented some others and fallen out with others still. Although I can’t say if everything he says is the truth, if you go to his website and watch his video blogs you’ll find him very convincing. And definitely not afraid of getting sued. Personally, I think he’s a breath a fresh air. Who didn’t know Usher, Will Smith and Jamie Fox weren’t gay? OK, so maybe we didn’t know but yall know we, at least, thought it. This guy had the guts to come out and say that he’d actually shared a hot and really good kiss with Cuba Gooding Jr. Now you see poor Cuba in the tabloids being accused of hitting on all sorts of women. I guess his PR person believes its better to be an aldulterer than to be gay. Damn fools, I tell ya. I, for one, can’t wait to see what happens with all of this.


Method to the Madness…
I’ve been working out for almost two weeks now. I’d noticed I gained a few (actually 12) pounds over the last six to nine months and figured I’d better do something about it before the situation totally got away from me. I guess, as I get older all the sweet cakes and potato chips with hot sauce is catching up with me. I figured to make the situation easier I’d join a gym and get a trainer. You know, get someone on my team to motivate my ass to exercise and eat right continuously. What I didn’t expect was the affects it would have on my energy and my attitude in general. Last night I went to the gym to get on some of the three hours of cardio I have to do outside of my sessions with the trainer weekly. After leaving I thought I’d be out of it but to my surprise I felt like a million bucks. I did forty minutes on the treadmill and twenty on the elixir. At some point I realized I liked it and it was as though the more sweat that poured off me the better. I was in a trance.